People keep asking why I have called myself DOGBALLS. The answer is simple. It's hilarious. Say it. Say DOGBALLS. Out loud.... DOGBALLS. If you don't laugh then you are having a really bad day. Say DOGBALLS three times and call me in the morning. I am searching for honest people who want to do stuff, possibly date, and possibly more, maybe, hopefully, maybe I'm dreaming. Please, don't be full of shit. Tell me what you want. I will tell you if I am into it. We can go from there. I have boundaries but not many. If you are a couple, you set them and I will abide unless doing what I want is what you want. I'm educated, employed, and honest. I have a penis, let's use it together, and get into some trouble. I am six feet one inch tall. I am fit - sometimes - and I have long black hair. I look like Jerod Leto's vegan stepbrother. Any institution using my shit will be sued.

My Ideal Person A brain, a soul, a decent sense of right and wrong. Tells a good story.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
While I'm having sex with a zombie, her arm falls off then
she takes it and uses it as a dildo to analyze me, then her
vampire buddy humps the zombie arm dildo up my ass up her
ass and we have the weirdest three-way in history.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
all of them -- mostly

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I hate celebrities and would rather copulate with a corpse.

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