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Posted:Aug 3, 2013 11:37 am
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So Im bored, horny, no relief in sight. I decided Id go lay out on the deck in the sun. I think I might have blinded my one and only hummingbird, since I was laying there with nothing on  Enjoying what little sunshine there was. Suddenly I feel a cool drop here. And another there. And another. And ..... of a gun-- it was a sunshower! Way cool! One of the more erotic things Ive done in a long time. I know Im looking forward to going to the beach in a couple weeks ....
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I feel like ive hit the jackpot !
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Posted:Jun 10, 2013 7:43 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2013 3:59 am
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I dont know if its just the warm weather or what, but Ive had a bunch of mail lately from members of the large penis club! (or the club club.... or .... ummmmm ... i just ran out of funny names) All I can say is THANK YOU!!!! 
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you know who you are ..... pt 2
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Posted:Jun 8, 2013 9:49 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2017 4:31 pm
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They just couldn't catch a break and find a time when they were both free and able to get a room. So, they went for the alternate plan-- lunch in the park. He managed to find a place not far away, nice trees, picnic benches, and most importantly, very few people !! She followed him and parked next to him. He grinned as she got out of her truck-- she had followed instructions and dressed the way he wanted her to, that black mini skirt he'd seen in a picture of her, a white tank top and flipflops. Didn't look like there was anything underneath either, and that was just fine by him. Less to get in the way of what he wanted, what he'd been lusting for and dreaming of for the last couple months.
She walked just a little in front of him on the way to the bench, knowing good and well there wasn't going to be any actual food at this lunch. Pussy was the only thing on the menu, so she'd be sure he was served up properly. The bench he picked was in the shade, away from everything and everybody. There was no pussyfooting around this time, she knew exactly what he wanted, and intended to let him have it. She leaned against the bench as he pressed up against her, kissing her hard and long. One hand on her ass, the other sliding up over her boobs, to her throat. Pressing ever so slightly at first, increasing the pressure just a little bit as he pushed his tongue deeper into her mouth, knowing she wanted it, wanted him.
He patted the top of the picnic bench, letting her know it was time for lunch. She climbed up, keeping her skirt under her so she didn't end up with splinters in her ass. He promptly sat down in front of her and pushed her legs apart as far as he could. Flipping her skirt up (he loved that thing!), he had a clear sight line to her pussy, all shaved smooth and already wet. He couldn't help himself! With no warning, no foreplay, he pushed his face between her legs til his lips met hers, and speared her with his tongue that had just been in her mouth 30 seconds ago. This was his version of heaven, a wet, warm, juicy, shaved pussy that he had never tasted before. He dived right in, doing what he does best, eating her pussy til she came. He wanted to make her orgasm one of the best she'd had in a long time. Running his tongue up and down her cunt, from clit to pussy to ass and back, he got the taste he'd been waiting for ..... and he wanted more. He wanted everything he could drain from her, whatever he could lick from her, or drag out with his fingers. And he intended to fingerfuck her while he ate her. He decided to sit back and take his time for a little bit .........
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You know who you are ..... pt 1
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Posted:May 29, 2013 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2017 4:32 pm
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She stood in front of the mirror, thinking to herself, did he really want her?
The hotel they were meeting in was nothing special, but it didn't need to be. Even though it was their first real time together, where they were didn't matter. What did, was that they wanted each other. She knew she wanted him, had ever since their first couple of emails all those months ago. The teasing and one liners since then only fed the fire. He seemed to be one of the good guys, who understood there was more to someone than just looks. She was always attracted to the way he thought and spoke--hell, she didn't have much else to go on! Until he cammed for her one day. All she could think of after that was yuuuummmmm.
But the biggest turn on was actually meeting him that one day, sitting in the sun. That he wanted to try for the kiss, to see if "it" was really there. She was excited by that, and the prospect of whatever else might happen between them. The kisses, the way his tongue filled her mouth, that he was taking and not giving a whole lot, she liked that. She had known he had it in him, and it needed to be let out. And the feel of his hand on her throat .... oh! that brought back memories of another time and place, and it turned her on immensely. Watching him drum his fingers on the dash while he took a phone call, interrupting what they were doing, she wanted those fingers on her.And in her. Teasing her, making everything so wet and ready for him.She knew she'd get to feel them one day. No hurry. She just knew she wanted him. Then he teased her, unzipping his jeans, freeing his cock. It was all she could do to hold herself back, restrain her drooling. His cock was gorgeous ! She hadn't seen a monster like that in a long time. He offered himself up for a sucking and she took advantage of the offer. The position didn't allow her to do him justice though, and she requested a second chance ...........
And that's what led them to here, today. Hearing the door snick open, she thought, hmmmm I guess he does......
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Morning drive laugh
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Posted:May 2, 2013 12:03 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2015 7:48 pm
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For a change this morning, i had something to laugh about on the ride to work. rather than someone to scream at (well, there were a few of those too.....). I saw a license plate that made me think DMV just wasnt paying attention again. It said 2GODWEP ..... you figure it out 
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Congrats to them!
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Posted:Mar 27, 2013 3:55 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2013 6:52 am
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Yay for Jeanna Wolfe and Stephanie Gosk! (I know this will sound odd coming from me -- somebody who doesnt even like ) I admire somebody who has the guts to A) announce her pregnancy on national TV and  come out at the same time. I know my opinion doesnt count for shit in the end, but I think they'll make terrific parents. And you know, thats all that counts in the end--that you care for and love your . I dont give a shit what your sexual orientation is. Just be a good parent.
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I dont see whats wrong with this .....
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Posted:Mar 12, 2013 8:50 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2014 4:11 pm
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Personally I wouldve demanded either more cookies, or chocolate chocolate chip though .............. LOL
Abner Canda, 58, a guard at the Snohomish County Jail in Everett, Wash., is accused of giving a female inmate chocolate chip cookies in exchange for sexual favors, according to an affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun.
The 22-year-old woman, identified only as "C.D.", came forward to law enforcement officials in January 2013. She told police that in May 2012, she "showed [Canda] my breasts, willingly for some food." Then, on Nov. 19, she said, Canda "came into my room behind me and kissed me and touched my breasts and also put his hand down my pants and placed his finger inside of [my vagina.]"
Read the whole affidavit at The Smoking Gun.
In January, she said, Canda performed oral sex on her. She also told police Canda gave her homemade chocolate chip cookies in return for the sexual favors. It is unclear if he gave her cookies after each act, or just one batch in January.
According to the affidavit, surveillance footage shows Canda and C.D. walking to the cell together on the Nov. 19.
The woman told cops she was discussing the incidents because "I'm trying to change and be a better person now. I'm ashamed for my actions."
Investigators spoke with other female inmates, two of whom told them they also had sexual relations with the guard. One referred to herself as "dating" him. However, he is not currently facing charges related to those allegations, the Herald Net reported
I mean, how fucking dumb can you possibly be ?? I bet she's a blonde ! 
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Slut or just fun??
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Posted:Mar 10, 2013 8:04 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2013 4:44 pm
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Let's say you find somebody on here and you finally get around to meeting. Of course, sex is on the agenda from the get-go. It's just a given. What neither of you knows, is just how it's going to go. For the sake of arguement, you both get along really well and you're obviously turned on enough to take it to the bedroom. She's more than willing to suck your cock without any kind of reciprocation. Do you consider her a slut, or just plain fun?
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Just a little something that popped out today ....
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Posted:Jan 1, 2013 4:18 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2018 7:49 pm
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Havent you ever seen somebody that just totally caught your eye? And you spent a few minutes wondering what it would be like with them? Seeing her walk by, the first thing that you see is her boobs, magnificent heavy things with nipples that could put your eye out. You wonder briefly why her nipples are so hard on that hot sunny day, but that's quickly put out by the sight of her ass walking thru your line of sight. Oh holy hell, you rarely see such a thing! Not that kind of ass on a white girl anyways. Just barely hidden under that black mini skirt, making you wonder if she has panties on, or maybe a thong. Or ........ maybe..... nothing? You realize youre not breathing and catch a breath and do a dangerous (for you) thing. You follow her, wanting to just talk to her. It doesn't take much to catch up to her, and you touch her on the shoulder, and she looks at you, and all you can say is "hey", and she smiles. Right at you, a little innocent, and a lot more evil, like she knows exactly what you want, and shes daring you to say it. "I want to kiss you" It's not a question, its a statement. Almost a demand, but not the way you phrase it. And quickly, before she can say anything, you dart in and kiss her hard and long, not touching her. Just as suddenly, she breaks away from your lips, and your tongue, and grabs your arm, heading down an alleyway that's deserted. Stopping behind a storage building, she backs up to the brick wall and just looks at you. "Do me. You know you want to" And the animal in you that's been asleep far too long, breaks loose and comes roaring out. Not another word is spoken as you pull her shirt up so you can latch onto her nipples. You bite hard, no relief, and feel her spread her legs wider as you press her up against the wall. After a few minutes of this punishment, you push your hands between her legs and discover you got your wish -- shes wearing a thong, a purple one. Nothing fancy, but it looks good under the black skirt. Not for long though, as you yank it down, spinning her around at the same time. You hear a noise of total contentment come from her as her sore hard nipples get pushed along the brick wall, and you decide its time for payback. You take a couple steps back, your hand rears up and suddenly WHACK! The sound reverbs thru the alley and she wails-- the sound is music to your ears and you quickly unload a couple more spanks to her lovely round ass. She's had some training at some point along the line, as she assumes a position of sorts, hands over her head, clinging to the wall, hips pushed out, legs spread wide, and with a quick look, you pull your shorts down and your cock springs out, knowing what it seeks and where to find it, and you impale her on your cock in one long fast slide. Her cunt is tight and sopping wet and you know youre not going to last long, and neither is she. Sure enough after 8 or 10 strokes deep into her cunt, your balls are tightening and your're ready to cum. You want to hear her scream with pleasure and pain as you reach around to wet your fingers in her pussy juice, and with no warning, you slide those fingers into her ass up to the hilt, to your knuckles, til you cant go any further. And her moan turns to a scream and she's up on her tiptoes taking all your cock and every inch of your fingers in her ass, and she's cumming like you never made anybody cum before, and you're slipping out of her pussy leaving a stream of your cum flowing out and down her legs, and you wipe yourself off on her little black miniskirt, and slowly walk off down the alley, leaving her there.....................
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Cum Cum Summertime !!
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Posted:Sep 1, 2012 10:44 am
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2012 8:32 pm
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Have you ever been on vacation and seen somebody doing something, and you just wanted to join in? I found the perfect house with a pool--nice and secluded, nobody could easily see in. In fact, the only easy line of sight was from an access path about 20 ft from the yard. Perfect spot for swimming naked! (which i did) I kept hoping that somebody would wander by and just stop and stare for a while ... and maybe sneak around and come and play Didnt happen though ! Certainly wont stop me from trying again.... So what would YOU do if you came across a scene like that?
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That tinkling sound ....
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Posted:May 24, 2012 8:07 pm
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2012 5:39 am
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Oh stop thinking like that !! That tinkling sound is actually my heart starting to break. I know its just a rumor, but cmon, does anybody else think its possible for the NY YANKEES to going up for sale? No fucking way. Of course, the Daily News is one big rumor mill. So needless to say, Im not putting much stock in it. But let's face it, Hank and Hal just dont have the heart for it like their father did. They'd be stupid to let the empire go tho.
But then the other thing that's come to light isnt a rumor at all. And it kills me. I know that nobody likes to read anymore, but damn, a major daily paper cutting back to 3 days a week publication? And that paper being the Times Picayune. Hard to believe ... almost impossible to believe! Daily newspapers have been the beginning of my day for almost forever. I wouldnt know what to do if I didnt have it !!!
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whatawaytohavelunch!!!
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Posted:Apr 27, 2012 7:06 pm
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2012 7:12 pm
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Theres just something so evil and decadent about taking your lunch hour to fuck somewhere .... like a cheap hotel room. or the back of a truck. or in an rv ....... color me VERY happy!!
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Finding somebody from your past
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Posted:Mar 31, 2012 7:36 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2015 4:14 pm
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Surely I can't be the only person guilty of poking around other sites randomly (well, sort of) and coming across somebody you've slept with in the past. Maybe it was just a one night thing, maybe it went on for a while. Assuming you didn't end up hating one another, do you ever consider contacting that other person and seeing if maybe you can start something up again? Or do you take the sensible route and just let it stay dead? I always waffle between the two!
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