Taking my top off! Umm..waitaminute..
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Posted:Jul 12, 2013 6:26 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2013 4:53 am
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That's not right. Getting it off my chest! That's what it is...
Was talking to my two traveling companions the whole day today cos we made plans and guess what, it rained. So we found us a place, ordered a drink and started talking. Naturally, the conversation deviated towards guys, and relationships, and then towards the kinks of guys, and our relationship. I've never been one to hide who I am or what I do so when they asked, I told them everything. Everything. It surprised me a little too, cos I wasn't really expecting myself to be so forthcoming towards them, but I guess when you've spent the better part of the last week traveling together, and the face that aside from that, they were total strangers, kinda made me let go. So, yea, the cat's out and I spent the entire day explaining to them my situation and I figured, I'd do so here too and put it in writing.
My relationships, as it stands.
I have a bf. He's 8 years younger than I am and I knew him as a 17-year-old who came to my place to fix my computer  So yea, he's been to my place a few times to fix my computer problems. Once, he mustered enough courage to ask me out, to which I declined, of course. A year after that, I actually deflowered the poor boy Yea, i'm keeping a long story short here...but we stopped contacting each other for awhile. Then 2 years ago, he popped up again and we started going out. We split after about a year cos he wasn't at all comfortable with my other relationships. We got back together late last year and I guess it's still going. Yeah, he's still my toyboy
The ex boss, aka mr married. We used to work together in the same office, but he was actually from another department. He chatted me up one morning in the pantry and we kinda hit it off. One evening work function, I had a little too much to drink (I was in my mid 20s then so..gimme a break ) and he started flirting with me and we ended up hooking up. This is, by far, the longest relationship I've had to date Anyhow, I took it seriously in the beginning (again, in my idealistic mid 20s) and we've both gone through a heck of a lot. These days, it's still a relationship that I keep cos he's a pretty good friend, as far as fucking friends go. Incidentally, he's the second person I got caught with fucking in the office and having to leave the company as a result :S
The ex bf. Also in his mid 20s, we split quite some time ago but he keeps popping up in my life. He's nice enough, but purely a booty call. Maximum amount of time I can spend with him alone is about a day or two. Then he starts to grate on my nerves But yea, as far as booty calls go, quite dependable, and very enjoyable. Not too sure if its a plus side, but he gets along really well with the bf so...
The married couple. Was practically married to them for a long time a few years back. Still make it a point to speak to them on a weekly basis, and I know they understand where I am coming from. Still, they always, always welcome me into their life. Can't get any nicer than that 
Also managed to hook up with this girl a few months before I left on my travel. She leaves me a msg every now and then, but...uhh..yeah. So that, in a giffy, is it. It is a handful (and then some) and as far as it goes, is going as smooth as it can. Of course, we get fights and disagreements here and there but, who doesn't right? They don't all mix, and I'm not exactly fond of them mixing (neither do they want to, I think). Only the bf, the ex bf and most recently the girl, we get together fine. Let's not rock the boat too much.
Sounds like a friggin addams family
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An update on the road
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Posted:Jul 9, 2013 10:28 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2013 9:58 pm
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Its been awhile. I've been wanting to write something here but just haven't been inspired, so I guess I'll just update. I'm still on the road, traveling. I have left the ashram after just a month. But a whole month. Don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed it immensely and seeing how everything lined up the way it has, count myself fortunate to have had to opportunity to have experienced it. Sparing you dear readers the details, I've come away slightly wiser (I hope).
The only thing about that was that I was sharing a room with two others. In the time, actually even now, I was and am still horny. If it's even possible, even hornier. I made some friends and am still sharing a room with two others but now that we've moved away from the ashram, I at least get to relief some of that energy by rubbing a few out The plan is to travel around with my two new companions for another two weeks, then meet the bf in another city for a few days. Then it's off to Shanghai or HK to meet with the ex boss for the weekend, then to Bali for a week with the bf and I'm not sure who else he's invited. And I AM looking forward to that one. Now I gotta look for a salon cos it's been 7 weeks plus since my last appointment at the waxer and i kinda wanna hit Bali running around in my tiny bikinis and a full blown 70s bush...well, let's just try to avoid that eh?
Will post something a little more interesting soon. I hope.
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Double standards?
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Posted:Jun 12, 2013 10:44 pm
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2013 3:54 am
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The bf and I were talking about this earlier this morning and I figured I'd carry it on here considering it's still playing in my head. Not sure how it started (could be inspired by what we were doing in front of the mirror mere minutes before we sat down and ate our breakfast) but eventually it got down to us talking about how its appears a little more vulgar when, either in the doggystyle or when I'm bouncing like crazy when I'm on top, my breasts are bouncing and "flying all over the place" (his words, not mine). It appears kinkier, or I think he meant, more vulgar than someone else with less..breasts, to put it in a way. (not that I have plenty )
Similarly, a few days ago we were out shopping and I tried on a white top that I liked, but because it was white, my nipples (let's just say they are not fair) could be clearly visible through the top. That too, barring wearing it to a party or deliberately, would seem like a social faux pas too, but we have a friend who has lighter shaded nipples and hence, has worn that look off without passing off as distasteful.
They are double standards and I guess it does apply to two same things, when they appear different. I don't have any real issues with them and will place them accordingly into a similar category of the bf not wanting to kiss early in the morning (morning breath...blech. Frankly, neither do i) but never once complained when I put his dick in my mouth. He also, of late, has taken to the liking of laying me on the bed with my head hanging over to facefuck me. So this morning, I figured I find out for myself what the big fuss was all about with that and got out of bed, walked over to where his head was and got him to work. Payback WAS sweet  And now I get it. He also now understands how easy it is to have your air blocked out under there Not my intention, really. Got a little carried away...i always did find grinding a lot of fun.
So all in all, some notable uh...learnings..? Hmm...why am I in such a contemplative mood...
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The weekend
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Posted:Jun 9, 2013 9:33 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2013 4:38 am
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HAHa...was in the middle of posting something when the cleaning lady came in a little earlier than I had expected. That caused me to make a dash into the room to put something on (think she still saw my buck-naked ass though..) and I tripped over the power cord and switched everything off. SO here I am again, trying to remember what the heck I was about to blog about Aaannnd getting the feeling that the cleaning lady isn't too pleased with what just happened. She's pretty much ignoring my presence LOL
SOoo..here's yet another blog entry cos, well frankly, I got nothing else to do It's been routine for the past week and a half, the bf wakes me up, rather cheekily most times (I woke up to him sucking on my nipple and squeezing my ass this early morning ), we go a few rounds, he jumps into the shower and rushes off to work. I get up, wash up and get connected with some of my friends back home. And on here
This weekend literally flew by. We got into some roleplaying action and, well, did the best we could. Its not like we can take it outdoors, cos I'm not sure how safe it is here. He did surprise me with some of his suggestions though. Taking someone's suggestions, we scribbled suggestions/scenarios into little pieces of paper and threw them in a cup. We take turns picking and managed the following:
- Teacher/student (this was his idea, and I was the teacher)
- Home invader/victim (also his idea, but I picked it so I played home invader...for a change)
- Lapdancer/ (this was mine! But he picked it out so I had to dance sonofa..)
- /older partner (this was also his suggestion. Don't think I fared too well in those picks..)
Ok, the last one stumped me. I was fine playing dress up and getting into character, somewhat, but a ? Anyhoo..I just fashioned a halter top from a scarf I had and wore capri pants. I didn't think that was -ish but he didn't seem to complain. We managed some sightseeing on Sunday too, so..all in all quite a lot for the weekend. We did skip his company dinner at the hotel further down the street..his boss was't too pleased but, oh well.
We have also started making plans for when we get back home. It would probably be about 2 months before we see each other again and he surprised me by asking if I wanted to organize a get together with my ex bf and maybe a few others. Hmm...I always thought we'd spend the first evening alone before including others but, now that he's mentioned it. Heh..we'll see. On one hand, I'd like the quality time alone with him, and we're getting plenty of that now. On the other hand, I might also, by that time, be so ravenous I could do with some attention. Like a whole lotta variety and attention Hmm....
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Abstinence...shit. Really?
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Posted:Jun 7, 2013 10:44 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2013 7:20 pm
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Ok, this is weird. I'm sitting here in a hotel lobby waiting for the bf to get here and some lady came over to deliver a message (yeah, the bf will be late :S). She was kinda scratching her crotch and with me sitting, its like right in my face. I didn't know where exactly to look so...LOL. Weird...
Anyways, date's been set and the bf will fly off to where he needs to go middle of the coming week and I will depart with my two new friends to an ashram, where ever it is They told me in detail but I kinda forgot...I'm sure I'll look it up on a map when I actually travel. The last week has been a real fuckfest. The countdown plus the fact that I was horny as hell kinda played into each other. It slowed down towards the end of the week, meaning not as frantic, but it kinda picked up again last night when we found out the exact number of days we had left before we both departed on our respective journeys.
So, in review, this past week I've been caught masturbating on the couch as he comes back, grinded myself (with pleasure) on his face, tied him down, sucked him dry, maximized the use of all the toys I brought, jumped him most nights the minute he steps through the front door, and even pulled my back on one occasion, and have thoroughly fucking enjoyed every minute. In return, I've been tied down to the bed, tied to the window grill, fucked in almost every position possible, in every space of our apartment, woken up in the middle of the night and fucked til the sun came up, and cummed on (the first night was a good one though. It was a bucket-load! )
And now we have less than a week before we go celibate. And what do we do? We try and kick things up a notch I stole an idea from someone here (well, I mentioned it to her so..guess its not soo much of stealing...) of a game where we put ideas in a bowl and pick a few (we will try) everyday. So now, I'm sitting in a hotel lobby opposite our apartment waiting for him to start one of his roleplaying ideas, dressed like some character from one of his videogames (i think) with a buttplug up my ass and my latex bra is chaffing
Ah well...a little less than a week and I'm going full-blown abstinence! Shiiiiiiiiiit....
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I'm so horny my pussy's growling!! But still, what, the fuck was I thinking?!
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Posted:Jun 1, 2013 4:21 am
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2013 10:01 pm
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Ok..not sure how much I should share but since i got online, let's post one out. Am already on the road, so to speak. But like all trips, and in life, things have a way of fucking up. We started our trip waay too early cos out flight was at 5am. A 5 hour flight later, we were caught stranded cos someone had messed up our booking and our transit was not confirmed. SOO, we managed to book another flight out to a nearby city. So 6 hours of waiting in transit, followed by an hour and a half of more flying, and cos it was to another city, we had to get another 5 hours car ride. Fuck! But its ok, cos we got here.
So we got in in the evening, practically knocked out and the bf (poor boy) had to get into work the next morning (that IS the reason we're here after all...). Seeing as how messed up the situation is, he had to go in earlier today (Saturday) as well and is still there. By now, I'm well rested and was hoping we could at least head out for the weekend. But no. I got a call in the morning from him that the mess up was far worse than we thought. Ok, the whole idea of this trip was that he had to be here for at least a month and a half for work, and I'm here to accompany him. This coincided with a friend of mine looking for a place to stay, so, I put 2-and-2 together and rented my place out to him and his wife for 3 months.
Now we find out that the bf may be moved to another location sooner, rather than later (like in the next week). We had only just got here and I can't go back. For some reasons (safety as well as red tape) I cannot go with him to this new location, so that has left me somewhat stranded. Personally, I also didn't wanna go back so soon cos I literally cleared out my place and all my things are in storage...but anyhow, so this is the situation. He, having to fly out again, and me, kinda left in limbo. He offered me up his place to stay, which, I may take IF things don't work out.
At the same time, I met 2 ladies staying in the same hotel yesterday and we started talking. They were spending a few days here and would be travelling further into the country to go stay in an ashram. I bumped into them earlier today and was so distraught, started talking to them and they asked if I wanted to join them. In the whirlwind of the moment, I actually said yes and they are now delaying their stay here to wait for me. WTF?!?! It has only sunk in now that I, have agreed to go stay in an ashram for 2plus months. I don't even have the slightest idea what they do there BUT, what the hell. I guess I'm going.
I'm trying not to think too much about it and am just gonna go. And no, I haven't told him yet, and am not too sure about how thrilled he'd be. AAAaaannnd to top this all off, I am horny as fuck! He's been so damn busy planning and working before we left, and so was I actually, we haven't had much time to do anything. And now that I'm well rested, it's driving me nuts!! And worse still, there's no ex bf, no mr boss (or ex boss now), no regular partners to call! No bootycalls! Dammit! There's so much rubbing my clit can take! I'm gonna jump him the minute he gets back.
Shit...how am I gonna survive a friggin ashram?!
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Should I say something?
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Posted:May 26, 2013 9:59 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2013 3:45 am
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Wow..I'm posting 2 days in a row?!? Been a looong time since I done that but I guess I got more time these days..or for the next day or two
Anyways, rock and hard place moment. I attended a party last night, it was organized by an old friend of mine and he had gathered a few of his friends and against my better judgement, I went. It has been a good few years since I attended a swinger party/gathering/get together so I was plenty apprehensive. I wasn't planning to get with anyone so I brought the bf and the ex along (wasn't planning to get with anyone else doesn't mean I wasn't gonna get any.. )
I usually decline his invites but I've been really horny the last week or so...so I guess that's why I went. Anyhow, got there in the evening and didn't really mingle much. Spoke to one or two people that I kinda knew and since I was with 2 of my boys, it was pretty clear we weren't looking so almost everyone left us alone. It was more weird/awkward for me rather than hot cos it HAS been soo long since I've been to one of these but we found a nice corner where we got going, aaand we really got going. Wait..there was a point to this...ah yes.
Before the bf, ex bf and I found our spot and really got down to it, we passed one of the rooms and I kinda saw one of my friend's wife getting it on with a few others. I kinda knew one of the guys she was with, and he was also friends with her husband. The thing is, her husband wasn't there. It kinda took me by surprise cos I never knew they were into this, as far as I know. Second thing is, I'm actually friends with her husband and know her later when they dated, and now as his wife. I'm not sure if she saw me and it wasn't exactly the right moment to go and say hi
I got caught up with my own...activities shortly after (gimme a break...I was horny and mildly tipsy so I guess that got the better of me ) and didn't give it much thought. There was another couple with us in the room I was in but in hindsight, I didn't see her or that other guy the whole night. Given, by the time we left it was waaay dark and the lights were dimmed so..I just threw my clothes on and left.
I can't help thinking now if I should say something to my friend. But how? Its not exactly my business...well, it's literally not my business but...I'm wondering if he knows..? And if I even insinuate that he didn't...would that be rude of me? Oh no...so should I say something? The bf thinks I should keep quiet about it. Hmmm.....
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Look ma, no pants!
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Posted:May 26, 2013 2:15 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2013 10:00 pm
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Went back to the office on Saturday and was waiting for the boss (I guess he's not the boss anymore cos I no longer work there..but what the hell) at the lobby of the opposite building (that's my really lame attempt of being discreet..) and I saw the window cleaners again! Hahaha!! Was looking up and there they were, hanging outside the building. Hope they get paid well cos that looks like fun but I bet it isn't. Don't think they saw me staring up at them but even if they did, don't think they'd recognize me - I had clothes on this time round
So anyways, had a last rendezvous with the boss on Saturday before I disappear for a few months. Would have liked it to be a little longer but oh well. We had our week. Anyhow, was about to gripe about two other things:.
1) Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Non-Polka Dot bikini
Went to a friend's apartment to hang out at his pool. The idea was to get a tan going so I had on one of my microbikinis. The only reason I do that there is cos I have never seen any there and I have seen a few other ladies in similar outfits. So I got there early, got myself a drink and sank into my deckchair to soak in some rays. It was crowded and there were a few other ladies strutting their skimpy little outfits too. I was with the bf and the friend who lived there and we realized that the other ladies in their micros were all skinny. I'm not exactly big but I sure am not skinny. These other girls were. And it just made me wonder and realized that I have not seen other similarly built ladies in micros. I wouldn't call this sound research cos I haven't been to the popular beaches here for awhile but still. The only ladies that seem to wear micros are skinny ones. Which made me feel someone...fat I know it doesn't make sense, but damn. Can't help it. Didn't stop me from getting my tan but...you know...
2) Short Skirts/Dresses
Was out on Thursday night and the idea was to paint the town red so I wore a really short, white dress. Yea, one of those. But anyways, we went out for dinner, then went bar/club hopping. What I have come to realize and sort of accept is that there is no dignified way, to prevent any upskirt moments. From getting in and out of a car, to sitting in a restaurant. It is virtually impossible. There was another girl in the group (a friend of a friend..I didn't know her) who was also in a short skirt and she tried really hard but kinda failed too. She kept trying to pull her skirt down with every move and I thought it made her look really conscious about it. I tried not to be but think i must have been too So I resorted to talking the issue another way - I just made sure I wore nice undies
While I'm at it, I'd like to also apologize to the family at that particular Japanese restaurant sitting diagonally across from my table. It was not my intention to set a bad example. Their , who looked like she was 9 or 10ish, told her mom that 'that lady isn't wearing any pants" LOL. It was quite loud and I just looked over and smiled
Ah well....
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If you don't like what you see, well then F-YOU!!
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Posted:May 19, 2013 12:08 am
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2013 3:44 am
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I'm frantic this week. Its a few more weeks before we depart on our trip and I have been packing, cleaning and a whole lotta other crap that needs to be done before we leave. I finally packed away my chest of drawers to free up some space for my friend who is going to be taking over at my place while I'm gone. Last thing I want her to find are my collection of toys and cuffs and stuff. She's a good friend, but not that kinda friend.
Anyways, the bf and I were packing yesterday evening and there was a knock on the door. We were both nude so I ran into the room, and he put a pair of shorts on and answered the door. There was a bit of a commotion and it took quite long but I didn't want to slip anything on so I ignored it. Abt 20mins later, he came in and handed me a letter. It was a warning letter, and it was actually the police who was at the door. Apparently some people have seen us naked and were uncomfortable enough to report us to the authorities. If there was another complaint, we had to appear in court and there would be a hefty fine, apparently. I don't get it. I'm in the privacy of my own home and I can't do what I want? It's not my fault that the buildings are so close together.
And here's the thing - its not like we're prancing around by the window screaming "look at me!!". Ok...maaaaybe some of the things we do shouldn't be done close to the windows..but if you're not comfortable with nudity, or physical intimacy..or plain ol'nasty cum-swapping, hair pulling sex, that sometimes involve more than 2 people...then turn away. CLose your friggin eyes! And!! Its not like I'm living on the ground floor where people can easily see either. Someone HAS to be looking, to be able to look in. Motherfuckers.
Few weeks ago, same thing happened to another friend of mine. He was hanging out in his living room, main door closed, watching tv in the buff and he got his knock on the door as well. What is up with these people?! Can't they find something else to occupy their time other than look into people's homes and then complain about it?
I'm glad I'm gonna be travelling for a bit...
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Funny fucking..or fucking funny..?
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Posted:May 8, 2013 11:17 pm
Last Updated:May 19, 2013 8:21 pm
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I'm gonna be traveling for quite a bit so probably won't be on much but I'll try to post an entry or two while I'm on the road.
Anyways, was clearing my leave yesterday and went to the beach. I finally went to the salon to get my hair removed a few days ago (after 2plus months of letting it out..it friggin hurts! ) so I decided getting my tan on in my micros was a must-do. Was originally lazing at one of my friend's apartment pool but we were getting a little more attention than necessary and I didn't want to bring any attention to my friend who was staying there so we left and she drove us to the beach. It turned out to be a pretty good idea cos we found a pretty good (think secluded) spot where we got a good 3 hours plus of undisturbed sun before a group of boys decided to park their bicycles near us. It wasn't so bad, up until they made some lewd remarks. Not sure about you but...hearing lewd comments from 15-17 year-old boys...kinda creepy :S So we packed up and left.
It was still midday so I texted the bf to see if he could leave work early (he said he couldn't cos he had a call to take), and went back. So I got back, saw that it was still fairly early and no one was home, took the opportunity to clean up. I stripped, dumped all my clothes into the laundry, got that going, and started vacuuming (I'm not sure how people can do housework in clothes in this humidity, to be honest). I was busy vacuuming and didn't notice that the bf had come over. He had decided to take his conference call back at his place and swung by to pick me up. I didn't even hear him come in so he came up behind me and literally bit me in my ass. LOL. I jumped. He was laughing at this when I removed the extension of the vacuum cleaner and stuck the tip on his crotch. We were fooling around like this for awhile when he thought it actually felt nice.
So he stripped down to his boxers, and he was already spotting a hard on, and I kinda vacuumed his dick LOL. Guess you can call it a vacuum blowjob...? LOL It wasn't that much sexy but it was funny as hell. We couldn't stop laughing and I don't know why but I kept the vacuum on his dick through his boxers and he was really getting a serious hard on. After awhile he reached forward and carried me up into a standing 69. While he was eating me out, I continued vacuuming his dick and played with his balls. He put me down shortly after, I dropped the vacuum and it didn't take long for him to cum. I just laughed hysterically when he came
After the laughter died down, I finally switched off the vacuum and we went to shower. I passed my housemate's room door and saw a note on it. Apparently, she had came back, came to my room cos she heard the vacuum and saw us doing what we were doing. She ran back out to stop her friend from following her, changed and left She also took time to call me a nasty freak LOL
I didn't finish cleaning up properly. We showered and went back to his place. I got him to cum again while he was on his call. LOL That was pretty funny too He kept asking them to repeat and gave a lousy excuse for poor connection. I'm also pretty sure they heard him gasp once or twice. LOL
Dammit..had something else I was gonna bitch about but I can't remember now...ah well. Til next time
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Weekend Office Surprise
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Posted:Apr 20, 2013 6:05 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2013 9:47 pm
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One of the things I like about going back into the office on a weekend is that the whole central business district area is a ghost town. Went back in earlier today to meet the boss cos he was more than a little jealous of what happened last night. Had a wedding dinner last evening, one of the ladies in the office got married and the dinner was last night. I had promised the boss we'd "hang out" a little before going, but I was kinda occupied with the boyfriend and my ex who both showed up while I was home. Well, I got so occupied I was late for the dinner but anyways.
So last evening, we (me and the boss) agreed to meet in the office in the late afternoon. I got in and made straight for his office. I found him already there, sitting in his chair surfing porn, without his pants on Didn't take long for things to get raunchy. It was about 5 plus when I got up and went to get a drink. I went to my desk to grab my mug before heading to the pantry. Wasn't expecting anyone so I didn't bother putting any clothes on. I sit about a table away from a window so after I grab my mug, I noticed a buzzing sound from the window. I must have been stoning cos I just stood there and saw a gondola whiz up and two guys were doing something with wiper of some sort. I just stood there watching....up til the point where I saw one of them look in, got shocked (it was actually quite funny cos he jumped slightly and the whole gondola shook) and pointed at me and his friend looked in too. And THEN it hit me, and I panicked, jumped and probably screamed and ran.
I could have ran back into his office but I ran into the pantry. Realizing that I didn't have my mug cos I had dropped it, I dashed straight back into sight, into the office. The boss came out cos he heard and I told him and pointed at the window. He, was still nude, couldn't bother closing the door, just raised his hand at them. I was laughing my ass off on the floor. They waved back and continued up. I got up and waved back and they, typically, started fist pumping the air and shouted something. The windows were closed
Lets just hope the cleaning thing finishes up by Monday
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Fucking up! Again!! :P
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Posted:Apr 8, 2013 7:23 am
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2013 6:37 pm
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Last week, I promised a friend of mine that I'd attend a self-defence class with her earlier today. I, clearly, had forgotten. I wanted to back out but she gave me grief for it and I figured with the bf away, and I had promised myself some 'me-time', I'd go. I told her to bring some clothes for me for the class since she was going to be going from her home. Recipe for disaster. Met her at the nearest train station and we walked to this place. I only realized in the changing room that she brought me a white tank top didn't fit very well and a pair of small grey shorts. I ended up having to wear the bra that I had on, which was a fucking embarrassingly red and black tiger stripped, under a white top, and friggin grey shorts that really, wasn't too flattering with sweat marks. :S
Plus by the time the class ended, my bra had given me a pretty bad abrasion. BUT, alas, that was not the worst of it. We joined the class and there were only one other girl in class, so naturally, they grouped us together and we had a corner to ourselves (which was nice...I suppose). The instructor was a ripped less-than-10% bodyfat lady with killer arms and not too huge but outstandingly round, and obviously silicon tits. (We, being oh-so-not bitchy, were talking about it in the changing room ) To top that off, she was in a bra top and exercise shorts. Ms less-than-10% bodyfat DID have abs of..uh..the washboard variety...anyhow.
So, naturally, this made us all feel oh-not-so-nice..(catty much?) First half of class, she was showing us some pretty impressive moves, and all the while, I was trying not to get poked in the eye by her nipples pressing through her bra top. (No...I wasn't staring....much...) Then, she showed us some attacks from when were are on the ground. After demo'ing, she got us to try and she picked me to lay on the ground, with my 'attacker' between my legs. So I was on my back, my legs were open and my friend was in between. She then asked me to wrap my legs around my friend's waist. Which was fine, up until she made a remark. "Relax...like this. See! You're a natural".
Now, under any other circumstances, that would have been a harmless, some would even say, encouraging remark. Of course, psycho me started processing it in ALL different ways. In my head, I'm like "what the fuck does that mean?! The fuck you trying to say? Oh...ohohoh...miss washboard-abs-with-less-than-10-fucking-percent-bodyfat-I'm-so-fucking-perfect just called me a ho?!" Of course, all this occurred in the span of a split second.
To which I replied, "oh..and YOU are soo obviously NOT!" Urrghh! At that moment, I then realized that there was literally a million ways that she could have frigging kicked my sorry ass I swore she probably could've stopped my heart by stabbing me in the throat with her fingers or something....
Anyways, my friend, naturally, was too busy gasping loudly to offer any help. She got taken aback slightly, and her head cocked back slightly, to which point I started apologizing profusely. To her credit (and obviously, my safety) she just brushed it off and asked if I was ok. (Of course I wasn't ok!! I was good to die under a rock!! In the dark!!)
I replied, not really, I offered lame excuses of being tired, and obviously having a fashion disaster.
I slunked into a quiet corner the rest of class (tried to but there were only 3 of us!! ) and basically shut the fucked up til class was over. The minute we stepped into the changing room, my friend bust out laughing so hard she teared. Great. So now my friend's gonna tell people about my mess up, lil ms less-than-10% bodyfat (and the other girl too, I bet) thinks i'm some kind of psycho, AND I top it all off by going home in my white office shirt braless cos my bra was soaked through, AND the abrasion is really bad. What the heck am I gonna do tomorrow? :S
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Never thought a rescue would be THIS fucked up...
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Posted:Mar 27, 2013 9:30 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2013 8:34 pm
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This one's really embarrassing for me. Not sure how this is more embarrassing than some of the other shit I've managed to get up to but regardless, this one was painful In hindsight, I can see how this is funnier, so...a fair bit of drama, embarrassment, even the local authorities got involved. Figured I'd post this one up.
Two weekends ago the bf and I decided to take a short trip. We left Friday morning, got to where we wanted to by early evening. It was going to be just the two of us til Saturday evening when the ex bf was supposed to join us. The place we were at was quite high up and we had a room overlooking a valley so we pretty much left the balcony door opened. THe alone time with the bf was great. We didn't leave the room much but I guess that was the point of the trip. So Saturday night came and the ex showed up. He met us at one of the local bars and after fooling around, we made our way back to our room.
The bf and I rented a bike so the ex took a cab on his own. We got back first and the bf decided to wait for the ex at the lobby while I headed up first. I knew he was planning something but I didn't really know what so I left him, went up and freshened up. I made myself another drink and made my way to hte balcony when these two showed up, ran over, grabbed me and started ripping my clothes off. I wasn't sure how far they wanted to run with this until the bf literally tore my top off. They pinned me down on the bed and the ex went down on me while the bf shoved his dick in my face, which I gladly took Things were getting a bit rough so I played along and resisted a little bit, which made them grab harder. They took turns holding me down while they stripped and then carried me to the balcony.
I was still wiggling so they took a belt and tied my hands behind my back. The bf check to see if it was too tight too He's such a sweetie. ANyways, in hte balcony, the bf bent me over and started fucking me from behind while holding my hands behind me, and the ex came up front and shoved his dick in my mouth. Not sure how long this went on for but it wasn't really long. Then we heard some shouting, which, naturally, we ignored. A short while later we had a knock on the door. Again, at first we ignored...but it made us stop. Then the door barged open! I literally, fucking jumped. 3 of us were stark naked, I had my hands behind my back, I was scared as hell. The hotel manager and 3 other guys, who were hotel security, ran in.
Apparently some people saw us in the balcony and thought I was in trouble LOL So they actually got the hotel manager and he went to grab security to come "rescue" me. They've seen the bf and I but didn't recognize the ex. What made it worse was it was dark, and, I did have my hand tied behind my back. It. Was. Awful. Took awhile to explain things to them. After everyone had calmed down, I realized that there really is only so much I can take, standing there with a mixture of spit, sweat and pre cum on my face covered only in a towel trying to tell them I was okay. I went to hide in the bathroom and let the guys sort this shit out We did finish what we started, only a few hours later. We were all pretty shaken up, but couldn't stop laughing as well. We left the next day and left them a pretty hefty tip. They DID come to my rescue...
While checking out, there was a different manager behind the counter and him and a few others were looking and laughing the whoole damn time. Naturally, word must have spread cos he was grinning and winking when he asked if our stay was eventful. Motherfucker...LOL
He then pointed to the marks on my wrists said, "ahh...you like?" Hahaha "We hope to see you here again". I'm like, fuck no...LOL
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