Waking hard . . .
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Postad:2 october 2021 4:00 am
Senast Uppdaterad:3 october 2021 4:25 am 13872 besök
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Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
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Sex or coffee
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Postad:1 october 2021 5:17 am
Senast Uppdaterad:2 october 2021 3:48 am 13868 besök
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There are some mornings when that first cup of coffee is so good.
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Getting Wayed?
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Postad:30 september 2021 5:07 am
Senast Uppdaterad:1 october 2021 5:16 am 13991 besök
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oe took his blind date to the carnival.
“What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
“I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
“I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
“I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date,
“How'd it go?"
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of a Preacher Man
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Postad:29 september 2021 5:10 am
Senast Uppdaterad:29 september 2021 8:05 pm 13923 besök
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You occasionally see surveys of the "sexiest" songs. I was working out yesterday and of a Preacher Man, by Dusty Springfield came on.
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Not a stripper?
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Postad:27 september 2021 4:41 am
Senast Uppdaterad:28 september 2021 4:40 am 14069 besök
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They wouldn’t hire me as a stripper . . .
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Anti-waxer?
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Postad:26 september 2021 10:36 am
Senast Uppdaterad:28 september 2021 4:37 am 14450 besök
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I am anti-waxer,
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Misinformation!
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Postad:23 september 2021 4:49 am
Senast Uppdaterad:25 september 2021 3:50 am 14379 besök
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What do men and vaccines have in common?
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Backseats?
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Postad:22 september 2021 4:14 am
Senast Uppdaterad:23 september 2021 4:48 am 14405 besök
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In the future, the backseats will be a fun sex experience while the car is driving you to your destination.
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Near sighted gynecologist?
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Postad:21 september 2021 4:38 am
Senast Uppdaterad:22 september 2021 4:13 am 14445 besök
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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
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Missionary?
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Postad:20 september 2021 3:51 am
Senast Uppdaterad:22 september 2021 4:13 am 14681 besök
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I prefer missionary sex because . . .
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