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RIP little one.
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RIP little one. I should have been better prepared. I just had a memorial a little over a week ago for someone dear to me, and now another That’s life…I’m so sad. When I found you, next to curb, abandoned, on that hot summer day years ago, I had no idea how much love and joy you would bring into my life, but you did. Oh, the happiness I felt as opened you up and discovered all that was wrong was a slight misalignment of your innards. You sat next to my computer, always ready to pounce every time asked you. Remember that time we worked together to get the return of the little dog down the street? I know, I know…I walked up and down the street with those flyers, but you…you made it possible. It wasn’t your fault they already had the return of the dog. Stupid, F***b***, took away all my fun of meeting new people three blocks over. We did get an invite to a party though, and the bbq was really good. You held a ream of paper on top of your head. You kept chugging along, my constant companion as you gave me love. Then…I fucked up. I wrote yesterday’s blog post. 2 views in the hour I was awake…Well, that flopped, I reasoned. I slept. Got up at my normal 430…Did my morning routine…got my coffee…walked into my home office. There, you were, vigilant, anticipating. I took a swig and logged onto Older Hookups. This comment…..” “SilyconBond, I like your shiny blue BALLS." Had me spewing my coffee all over you, laughing. I rushed to the bathroom to get a towel, but in my panic, I should have unplugged you. Upon return I wiped, but the coffee had touched you in ways it shouldn’t. I heard a sizzle, then a “POP”. The magic smoke that kept you alive escaped. My office room smelled like friend electronics. RIP my Xerox Phasor 360 printer. I looked up the cost of a new power supply board for you, but it’s almost $30. Plus, your ink cartridges have been discontinued. Ugh… My blue trashcan seems inadequate coffin for you, but in you go. The desk looks so empty now. Hmmm…I could put that spare desktop there…Nope. Nope. Have some respect SilyconBond. I need a new printer…or do I? I have that HP LaserJet 4000t sitting in the closet needs toner….HP charges $155 for a new cartridge, no wonder I left it in the closet. I got three good years out of my phasor, how long will you last? My God HP LaserJet 4000t, you have gained a lot of weight since I put you in there. You need to cut down on your fiber intake before I move you around. Don’t worry HP LaserJet 4000t, I’ll love you more than my last printer. Hmmm….I can actually fit my coffee mug on top of you and a ream of paper. What’s the worst that can happen? BTW my last two posts got denied...I wonder if its worth to figure what I did wrong? |
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I'm disappointed McBond, I really think you should have given the poor wee scone a proper burial. I liek the idea of the defunct body floating out to see on a raft of burning ash wood, well, I would, except for the damage to the environment. So interment seems the only option. Fully engraved headstone of course: Here lies X Phasor, beloved printer of McBond, 1922 - 2020. Obviously the burial plot needs to be big enough to take the whole family - laptop, mouse, children thereof, etc, etc. Here, I hope your trash hasn't been collected yet! ps - posts are often denied for reasons that don't seem in any way to relate to the post, but sometimes in can be inclusion of otherwise innocuous words like w a r, or worse, r*pe (* =a), and sometimes just changing the word slightly can get the post reinstated.
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Sorry, SyliconBond....I have self-diagnosed Tourette Syndrome....I can't stop words from coming out of my moth...so that's what happened...i really admire your cute little hairy balls...it's like my pets...i wanna kiss them...ya know?
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I've got something nearby you can swallow....yup, my raspberry tea, right here. You'll love it. Thank you for the comments and the other stuff...I promise the check is in the mail.
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I'm disappointed McBond, I really think you should have given the poor wee scone a proper burial. I liek the idea of the defunct body floating out to see on a raft of burning ash wood, well, I would, except for the damage to the environment. So interment seems the only option. Fully engraved headstone of course: Here lies X Phasor, beloved printer of McBond, 1922 - 2020. Obviously the burial plot needs to be big enough to take the whole family - laptop, mouse, children thereof, etc, etc. Here, I hope your trash hasn't been collected yet! ps - posts are often denied for reasons that don't seem in any way to relate to the post, but sometimes in can be inclusion of otherwise innocuous words like w a r, or worse, r*pe (* =a), and sometimes just changing the word slightly can get the post reinstated. I've been telling my family for years I want a viking funeral...Alas, teaching my boys the bow only got me two broken car windows.
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Sorry, SyliconBond....I have self-diagnosed Tourette Syndrome....I can't stop words from coming out of my moth...so that's what happened...i really admire your cute little hairy balls...it's like my pets...i wanna kiss them...ya know?
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