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Blogs > SilyconBond > I'm a dumpster fire

My First Post #00001  

SilyconBond 56M
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7/3/2020 8:43 am

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7/3/2020 10:41 am
My First Post #00001

Well, everyone starts somewhere. I wonder if this would have bothered my parents fifty ago when they had sex conceive if they knew I would be writing a blog post on sex site...Hmmm.

Anyway.

I signed up yesterday, mainly because I was bored. Bored of doing Power Point Presentations that never get read. Bored of responding email with "No you can't have it yet. I'm using it fix my machine. I don't care if there is only one in the world, tell your boss he needs for another."

I should have taken anger management in college prepare for the daily disappointment of my company's logistics. I always need the one of a kind part or tool that someone else is using, and when it finally delivers...open the box, it's broken. Or my all time favorite, "We delivered a hour ago." and my response is usually, "Yeah, but not to the correct address, where is this butt fuck place you sent my part too?"

My last year 's annual review...My boss put the statement in my review, "The best in the world, no one on earth is better at the job he does." Which made me feel actually pretty good, until I realized that best in the world only gets you a percent raise. I don't think I can up my game best in the known universe for 2.5.

Anyway, I took today off. Trying to decide how I'm going to get a selfie for this profile. I have stickers that cover my cell camera for "security reasons" according to them. Unlike other people...it takes me 5 to minutes clean off the lens after remove the sticker. It's the second most annoying thing next the metal detectors and x-ray machines coming and going from the building I wor A year ago, as a practical joke, I put a dildo in my backpack see if the security guards would notice.

The guards stared at the screen....Without blinking, one said "That's not a memory stick is it? You know that's not allowed on site."

My response, "Not a memory stick, but if I pull it out, you won't forget it."

It was so hard.....so hard...not laugh and ruin the joke.

Well, I feels better, maybe there is something blogging thing.

Mighty, Mighty, Out.

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