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The Shot Heard Around the World
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It looked pretty fresh, right out of the produce department. I've bought them a million times before.... I'm still not quite sure what happened. The only thing we could surmise was that it had to have been old enough that the acid from the pineapple was fermenting the strawberries and creating CO2, which caused the explosion. I still ate it anyway. LOL Felt just fine.
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Anytime that you'd like to spend the day covered in a sticky film, I'd be glad to help
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Had a similar experience once with a Chocolate Pudding 😯 Was squeezing it to hard while attempting to get the foil cover off 😲 You might have guessed it ; half the cup on the front of my shirt 😖🤠
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Didja have anything else besides that fruit 🥝 cup? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I bought a fresh fruit cup for my lunch yesterday. Simple, healthy..... Strawberries and pineapple. What could go wrong?? Yah.... So, there I was, sitting at a lunch table small talking with a few coworkers that were sprinkled throughout the break room. I'd wiped down my table, washed my hands, grabbed a plastic fork from the fork basket and begun to settle in. "So, what did you guys do last night, did you have any inkling he was coming?" "No, I had no clue. Oh my God! I was sitting in my office....." And, this was the magical moment. You know the one.... The one where I wind up covered in strawberry pineapple juice in front of an entire break room full of people. "And all of a sudden...." POP! In a moment that couldn't have been timed better, my fruit cup exploded open in my hand as I attempted to pull off the lid, a sound rivaling a gun shot echoing from the walls. Fruit juice dots peppered my glasses as I looked over at the table next to me and burst out laughing. "Only you [Secret_lade], only you...." Removing the glasses, I grabbed a square of paper towel and attempted to wipe them clean. That only managed to make things worse.... "Oh.... good.... God. Fuck it. So, what's going on with the rest of you? Anyone else going to wear their lunch for the rest of their day with me??" The break room erupted in laughter and The Most Irritating Coworker on the Planet started in on the gun shot jokes. Good news / bad news? Good news.... Got to spend the rest of the day smelling like strawberry pineapple! Bad news.... Got to spend the rest of my day covered in a sticky film. Eh.... What can I say. It was a Tuesday. Happy Wednesday!
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