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How big is your pickle?  

secret_lade 49F
14390 posts
1/7/2021 5:23 pm
How big is your pickle?


I ordered a sandwich for lunch today from the Freaky Fast people....

Pickle on the side.

"Oh my God, that's a giant pickle. I just wasn't expecting it to be so big...."

It took 2 hands just to hold that damn pickle.... It would have taken an axe to cut that bad into pickle spears.

"I don't think I'm going to be able to fit this thing in my mouth."

From the corner of the break room I heard the Hipster Beard burst out laughing.

"Do you know how hard it has been to not comment on that!!"

I was now laughing too.

"That's the first time I've ever heard a woman complain that the pickle is too big."

"It all depends on where you've got to put the pickle."

And, that was all she wrote. Everyone within earshot of the conversation was now dying and laughter could be heard out on the sales floor.

I don't think I can ever look at a pickle the same way again.

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/4/2021 3:57 pm

Thank you, I'm glad you like.


8inch7thick 48M
16 posts
2/4/2021 3:24 pm

Great blog funny


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/3/2021 5:37 pm

    Quoting hangie1000:
    Jerkin' a gherkin

    Will my dill do?
Ha ha ha ha Very good!


hangie1000 65M
18 posts
2/3/2021 9:04 am

Jerkin' a gherkin

Will my dill do?


Wok2016 42M  
599 posts
1/31/2021 8:19 am

Did it explode all over the place when you bit into it?


616NSA2021 25M
13 posts
1/30/2021 7:53 pm

Nice


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/30/2021 1:49 pm

    Quoting BiSussi:
    How funny!!!!!!
    Without question the funniest thing I heard today

    You life was changed by a pickle for a day, mine was changed by a bee years ago, when he landed on my flower full of nectar
    I should consider myself lucky that it was not your pickle which took me from Virgin to a woman, who knows how I would remember this day now.

    You want to know how the bee sting felt for me and I am happy I did not meet your pickle at that time? Click on Virgin, if you want to know, how it was 4 me
glad you enjoyed!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/30/2021 1:49 pm

    Quoting stringtime666:
    lol, now i will see the pickle with other eyes, to bad
    what sauce was in the pickle?
No sauce... Just pickle seeds.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/30/2021 1:47 pm

    Quoting OlBlueEyz46:
    sounds like you really enjoyed that pickle

    have fun with your pickles
It was a tasty pickle! Yum! LOL


stringtime666 62M
1128 posts
1/29/2021 1:37 am

lol, now i will see the pickle with other eyes, to bad
what sauce was in the pickle?

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OlBlueEyz46 57M  
769 posts
1/28/2021 10:58 pm

sounds like you really enjoyed that pickle

have fun with your pickles


BiSussi 63F
1405 posts
1/28/2021 12:39 pm

How funny!!!!!!
Without question the funniest thing I heard today

You life was changed by a pickle for a day, mine was changed by a bee years ago, when he landed on my flower full of nectar
I should consider myself lucky that it was not your pickle which took me from Virgin to a woman, who knows how I would remember this day now.

You want to know how the bee sting felt for me and I am happy I did not meet your pickle at that time? Click on Virgin, if you want to know, how it was 4 me


I love pussies and adore nice dicks


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/26/2021 1:42 pm

    Quoting prems12:
    mgs me for seen my big and hard one
Hmmmm.... Might have to translate this one.


prems12 39M
2 posts
1/26/2021 5:44 am

mgs me for seen my big and hard one


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/16/2021 3:50 pm

I love pickles....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/16/2021 3:49 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    All one can say is you created a smile in a down time..For a moment the world around them was just a smile!!! Enjoy and be safe!!
You enjoy and be safe as well!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/16/2021 3:49 pm

    Quoting iraduu:
    visit my profile looking my pikcle very hard
It doesn't look all that hard in your pic...


iraduu 43M
3598 posts
1/16/2021 7:31 am

visit my profile looking my pikcle very hard


lonlyforlove2 81M  
32704 posts
1/15/2021 7:10 pm

All one can say is you created a smile in a down time..For a moment the world around them was just a smile!!! Enjoy and be safe!!

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


DiscreteDguy 39M

1/15/2021 3:07 pm

Now I have acraving for pickles


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/9/2021 5:13 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle.
I certainly did!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/9/2021 5:13 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other?
Ha ha ha ha.... No. I ended up using a plastic knife and fork to cut it into smaller, bite sized pieces. Although, if I didn't think my churchy coworkers would get all offended, that would have been hilarious.


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
1/9/2021 2:03 pm

Did you pick it up and do a long, slow lick from one end to the other?

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
1/9/2021 6:04 am

Sounds like you got yourself into a real pickle.

Vive La Difference


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
1/8/2021 4:05 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    It seemed you got yourself in a right pickle
A fickle pickle! LOL


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