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Mykes70 53M
15 posts
4/2/2017 9:14 am
Funny

So, a young, married couple are up against the financial wall and about to lose the house and car, etc. After discussion, they agreed the wife, a looker, could work a corner for a while to raise money fast.
That weekend, she got all done up in her best, sexy, slutty dress and they drove to 'that' part of town. She gets out and the husband parks up the street for protection.
Not too long, a guy comes by and asks how much.
Hold a second, she says and goes to ask her husband.
She comes back and says: 100.00.
"I can afford that, how much for a blowjob?"
She goes up and comes back with 50.00
"I can't afford that. How much for just a hand job?"
She comes back with: 20.00.
"Ok", he says, so she gets the money and gets in the car.
He pulls down his pants to reveal the biggest dick she'd ever seen.
"Hold on a second", she says and walks up to the husband's car.

"Honey", she asks, "can we loan this guy 80.00?"

Thank you...thank you...I'll be here all week.

Masters_sl_a_v_e 55F
143 posts
3/22/2019 8:22 pm

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