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41 that can't be right!  

deamonsteed 51M
8 posts
11/16/2013 12:37 pm
41 that can't be right!


So here I was chatting in the BC room, sending out the 90% ignored emails, perving profiles and I looked up at my Name and pic.... AHK I'm 41!!!!!! What!! That can't be right .... So after a lot of mumbleing, finger counting, and putting my socks back on I have come to the inevitable conclusion... I'm ,wimper, old. Whhhhhaaaaaahhhhh

What am I going to do NOW?
Is this the reason the teenage hotties keep laughing when I hit on them?
Grey Hair!!!???
Am I required to get a Viagra prescription?
Will I even have to call to get the Viagra prescription?
OH God, I've got to go to the doctor, bend over, and have a couple of fingers shoved where I don't want them!

Damn you Entropy!!!!!

Well I'm off to visit the gym, and learn how to dye my hair... hmmmm I wonder how cool I'd look in a corvette.....

_King_Cobb_ 61M
25441 posts
11/16/2013 1:01 pm

It's not so bad really IF...

• You never let yourself go physically
• You never start thinking that you're "old"
• You remain confidently superior at something

The grey hair issue really isn't big one if you keep those issues above in check.

If you need a new thing to become confidently superior at visit every local dance studio in your area and choose the one which...

• has the highest amount of amazing looking, talented young beauties
• you feel comfortable at
• does actual live performances

And viola. If you can physically handle it you'll have no shortage of rather amazing female companionship for life. With no prior experience I joined a dance company at age 44 and I will NEVER need to die my hair or buy a red Corvette. And most of my many women friends are somewhere in their 20's.

PS. I've mostly studied ballet and jazz but now approaching latin. But in the company have had to do every style in the book. Believe me, girls think it's SO COOL if you can do that. Don't worry if it feels uncomfortable at first. With persistence it'll eventually feel like second nature.


insert exploding bomb image here


deamonsteed replies on 11/23/2013 7:03 pm:
Thanks for the advice!

Mostly I was being satirical, but the dance studio sounds like a good idea!

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