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Blogs > wittywoman > Cricket's Chirp

It's raining sarcasm...  

wittywoman 54F
779 posts
6/16/2010 5:46 pm
It's raining sarcasm...

You know what is incredible fun?
Getting caught in a sudden & severe rainstorm!

And what is more fun that that?
Getting caught in that sudden & sever rainstorm when you have had to park several aisles away from your destination and your were kind enough to leave your umbrella in the trunk.

And what is even more fun that that?
Arriving at your destination drenched as if dumped on by a water tower AND wearing that nice white blouse you wore to work. Yes, I said white...

And as if it couldn't get any better...
How about the location you happen to arrive at is an already frigid movie theater where you are about to spend a good 2 1/2 hours in that nice white and very wet blouse with wet hair and wet pants.

This is how the whole wet t-shirt contest craze began, isn't it?
Hear my brain work when you check out the Cricket's Chirp
rm_geysergirl 59F
10799 posts
6/16/2010 6:36 pm

 lol (sorry, couldn't help myself)... welcome to one of my days

I'd actually enjoy getting caught in a sudden rainstorm if it was with a guy...as there are so many ways that could go...and end up in a good place...
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wittywoman replies on 6/20/2010 3:58 pm:
Oh I agree on that part. Unfortunately the kind of days we apparently are prone do somehow do not include running into sexy men when we are fresh from the rainstorm.

ironman2769 58M  
12877 posts
6/16/2010 7:56 pm

 It probably happened in a similar situagtion and somebody's light bulb went on...
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wittywoman replies on 6/20/2010 3:59 pm:
I'll bet something else happened too!

oldirtybacchus 103M
9536 posts
6/16/2010 9:58 pm

 That is an excellent occasion to blow on someones nips when they aren't looking I'd be right on that!!!!
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wittywoman replies on 6/20/2010 4:00 pm:
Shocking ODB!!! I never figured you for a guy who would seize such an opportunity! Oh what was the name of this post again?

zandigal 59F
13016 posts
6/17/2010 3:15 pm

 you CRACK ME Up!!
can I be a fly on your wall?

Respond to every call that excites Your Spirit
~Rumi

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wittywoman replies on 6/20/2010 4:02 pm:
Already there!

iwant2lickuthere 56M
3537 posts
6/18/2010 10:22 pm

 I know embarassing for you. Yet, how many happy dads and pre-teen boys did you make? I agree with OldDirtybacchus, should've been there to blow on them. Then offer in a sweet voice to warm them up for you. Care to share my coat over your lap? It'll help keep you warm.. I promise.


wittywoman replies on 6/20/2010 4:08 pm:
I didn't make them happy, I made them horny and do I need to worry about you and ODB ganging up on me?

As for sharing your coat - most definitely; the warm things that develop under your coat always seem to draw me in!

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