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Guys, listen up. Tips and tricks on HOW to 'score' on AFF...  

bond10926 59M

3/4/2010 1:34 pm

Very well stated !


69kale69 42M
10 posts
1/30/2010 8:18 pm

Thanks for the advice! Most of what you said seems pretty common sense, but who ever said that common sense is all that common.


rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
1/8/2010 3:22 am

What?


tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
1/5/2010 8:52 am

    Quoting rdy2try4:
    GREAT BLOG!! I have to add this to my list I send out. I always do appreciate well thought out things, and you did a great job.

    I would like to add MY links if that is okay.... many of the messages people send out do NOT think and have no clue just how BAD they sound or look to someone. And many have no clue why women are not answering them. There is a myriad of answers to that, but amongst them are one of my blogs, we get flamed for just saying NO. Guys have no clue how inundated women are with messages from as in my case 100-150 messages A DAY and trust me, after the first 5 dick shots, they all BLURR. Followed by if it is Quasimodo owning that dick or a total arrogant pig, we do not CARE what it looks like!! rofl But we can't possibly send out replies of 'no' to each and every one of those, as well as many ARE the exact opposite of what our profile says i.e. married/not.. distances or age.

    But here they are.. have a laugh, a smile, you may get angry, but you will understand better why some are NOT getting laid on here.. LEARN from these..

    #1...Best Complimentary Emails wupdates
    #2...Emailslame, boring, or just plain stupidwupdates
    #3...A polite No Thank You can cause thiswupdates
    #4...Unsolicited HATE Emails no prior contactwupdates

    Idiots DO ruin it for good guys. **WARNING** These are ALL actual and REAL messages sent out by people that truly DID think it was a good idea at the time. The Darwin Awards are holding places for some of these.
Hopefully, with a concerted effort from ALL of us, we can finally get these fools to understand.. Hope springs eternal within Ol tazzerman..

You have my permission to utilize this post however you deem necessary my dear. -tm

p.s. Btw, in case ANYONE was wondering, this post IS my own. I wrote it, every word. It was NOT copied from elsewhere and I take full ownership...

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rdy2try4 58F  
3330 posts
1/4/2010 2:30 pm

GREAT BLOG!! I have to add this to my list I send out. I always do appreciate well thought out things, and you did a great job.

I would like to add MY links if that is okay.... many of the messages people send out do NOT think and have no clue just how BAD they sound or look to someone. And many have no clue why women are not answering them. There is a myriad of answers to that, but amongst them are one of my blogs, we get flamed for just saying NO. Guys have no clue how inundated women are with messages from as in my case 100-150 messages A DAY and trust me, after the first 5 dick shots, they all BLURR. Followed by if it is Quasimodo owning that dick or a total arrogant pig, we do not CARE what it looks like!! rofl But we can't possibly send out replies of 'no' to each and every one of those, as well as many ARE the exact opposite of what our profile says i.e. married/not.. distances or age.

But here they are.. have a laugh, a smile, you may get angry, but you will understand better why some are NOT getting laid on here.. LEARN from these..

#1...Best Complimentary Emails wupdates
#2...Emailslame, boring, or just plain stupidwupdates
#3...A polite No Thank You can cause thiswupdates
#4...Unsolicited HATE Emails no prior contactwupdates

Idiots DO ruin it for good guys. **WARNING** These are ALL actual and REAL messages sent out by people that truly DID think it was a good idea at the time. The Darwin Awards are holding places for some of these.


tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
1/4/2010 4:24 am

    Quoting behindcloseddrs2:
    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! I wish I could use this blog as my automatic reply. I just received an email from someone under my age range who lumped sentences into one LONG run-on without punctuation or capitalization. I had to re-read and take a breath where I thought the end of the sentence would be. Then he wonders why no one responds.
Feel free to link and/or use this post however you with. You CAN put it into your auto replies. Simply add the following:

Guys, listen up Tips and tricks on HOW to 'score' on AFF

xoxo -tm

These blogs are only fun if you LEAVE comments!!!

Please visit my blog tazzerman2000


behindcloseddrs2 61F

1/3/2010 11:34 pm

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! I wish I could use this blog as my automatic reply. I just received an email from someone under my age range who lumped sentences into one LONG run-on without punctuation or capitalization. I had to re-read and take a breath where I thought the end of the sentence would be. Then he wonders why no one responds.


rudedude116 47M

1/3/2010 5:35 am

thanks for the advice, now back to plotting how to bed the girls,
happy new year


justforfun2374 42M

1/2/2010 10:50 pm

thanks great addvice.


thedonorblock 32M
32 posts
1/2/2010 7:56 pm

good advice might use some


VERGA20ctrs 43M
31 posts
1/2/2010 7:55 pm

good comment ... thanks for sharing ..


tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
1/2/2010 2:11 pm

    Quoting  :

Why am I here? Easy. To meet all of the truly wonderful people who ARE here that I can...

Please feel free to link to this post whenever you need to. Hopefully enough guys will read it so that it does in fact make a bit of a difference ok? xoxoxox -tm

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tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
1/2/2010 7:19 am

    Quoting  :

Aww thank you sweetheart -tm

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bigbuddy1982 41M

1/2/2010 6:26 am

Dead this is good to hear. Very much the truth in what you say


sugarnspice771 67F

1/2/2010 2:09 am

nice post tazz. u been paying attention eh?


tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
1/1/2010 3:28 pm

Absolutely! -tm

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paduapadua 44M
28 posts
1/1/2010 5:06 am

brasileiro pode entrar?


rm_jdguyhorny 57M

12/31/2009 5:05 am

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browsingpenis 42M

12/30/2009 2:00 pm

Good advice here good luck all


looking4fun40608 35M

12/30/2009 10:22 am

great advice


tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
12/30/2009 9:13 am

    Quoting  :

Good for you.. Feel free -tm

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asoingles2007 60M

12/30/2009 5:47 am

I would like to add, that guys should also avoid sending photos of their penis. A profile with a smiling photo is good; ideally one with casual attire and another in business attire, showing the whole body. NEVER directly mention sex with the female. Lastly, be confident with a sense of humor.


crazygurl2xx 64F

12/30/2009 4:15 am

oh gawddamn...!
great post!!!


rm_MAXMOBILE 63M
1955 posts
12/29/2009 9:04 pm

A very good post TZ., all the ladies on this site should have a copy of this to post in their replies to show the idiots out there what a real man is.


rm_Harm231 35M
4 posts
12/29/2009 5:57 pm

That is so true it's not any different fromcrealcdating you wouldn't treat someone like that in real life haha. We shouldn't walk around with our cocks outta our pants here either ;p


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