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Perhaps It's A Plague...The Women Have Turned Mean In Here
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I'll have to ask Me lady ((((((Skye the First))))) and Ruler of All She exhumes (priestess of death an all that) whether or not I should comment on the women of blog ville. Cause like she's Mean and I really don't want her to get my dick caught in my zipper AGAIN. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Damn !! ... and all this time I have that left over chocolate candy excuse me I am feeling a bit moist just thinking about having that creamy stuff in my mouth...... NOT tender hugs...m. [blog talldarkavg1]
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oh ...oh...oh my I over slept ...again... I didnt get to be the first commenter... could be because I woke up at 5:30 thinkin it was Monday Morning... Those time zones across the pond cheat  another tender hug.......m. [blog talldarkavg1]
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ohhhhhhhh ........TDA!! you look Mahvelous this morning Darlin tender hugs.... hey that chocolate is makin me feel frisky... uhhh ya know amorous  oh wait thats not unusual  have a terrific Sunday,TallDarkandneverwillbeAverageone   K3I am takin my chocolate and going back to bed ...m. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Let me try to shed some light on the male thought process. First, sniff some glue or something and try to drop 200 I.Q. points. Next,let's take the following sentence, "How are you this evening?" Now translate it into male. "My penis my penis my penis. Me me me." There you have it. [blog talldarkavg1]
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I prefer to think of myself as having standards that need to be met as opposed to being mean, but I can totally see how boys such as those you have posted here would think I'm mean. Whiners, beggars, and bitchers are beneath me, and should be below the standards of any woman who is confindent in who she is. As it is, these boys you've displayed here make me laugh, considering they think they're worth something to anyone! [blog talldarkavg1]
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if we cuddle up,can we share them  [blog talldarkavg1]
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I know. This guy's harping about a few weeks. Hell I'm like the East Slobovian condor. I go 9 years between sexual encounters. But I must say...those 3 or 4 seconds are worth the wait. [blog talldarkavg1]
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uhhh .... just doin my part to promote the next VP or sometimes known as #2 yeah, #2 on the ticket but #1 in our hearts tight hugs...oops sorry lessee something less cuddly..... hmmm how about best regards.........wtf does that mean? oh well........m.
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And who can blame you? [blog talldarkavg1]
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Wouldn't mind reading this one myself. [blog talldarkavg1]
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uhhh .... just doin my part to promote the next VP or sometimes known as #2 yeah, #2 on the ticket but #1 in our hearts tight hugs...oops sorry lessee something less cuddly..... hmmm how about best regards.........wtf does that mean? oh well........m. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Mmm... leg humping... Must be what makes those 3 to 4 seconds between each 9 years worth it all. Have to say, that kind of time line kicks even the cicada in the ass. You're one bad ass M-f'er, I must say 
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Women are mean? Well with the brain bending artistry of those come-ons, I'm shocked. Some of them would lead a woman to celibacy permanently. Of course, those awfully needy men (horrible what a case of blue balls does to a fella -- really ) ...those men can always go cruise those 25 year old every culture but normal; sex 'bots and leave the real women to rot. I mean why put up with the biotches when you can have perfection in a scam? and for that gent above: "May have something to do with browsing blogs with the rising sun. Everybody knows women sleep til noon" Pfui to youie louie! SOME women GET to sleep til noon. Housewomen in Utah are up with the fruckin' rising sun, washing, cleaning and cooking. Who has time to cruise a blog/chatroom/horny email?? Maybe that's why we're mean...we just didn't check in and dirty clothes and scrubbing a toilet just takes all the sexiness out of us! 
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Mmm... leg humping... Must be what makes those 3 to 4 seconds between each 9 years worth it all. Have to say, that kind of time line kicks even the cicada in the ass. You're one bad ass M-f'er, I must say [blog talldarkavg1]
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Clever girl! [blog talldarkavg1]
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If you have trouble being mean...try this. Secretly pluck 4 or 5 nose hairs at once. Trust me, after that experience you can bite the head off a chipmonk with a clear conscience. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Luke my son! If I have told you and your brother once, I've told you a 1000 times...Funbag motorboating is ALWAYS reserved for Valentine's Day. Great to see you.[blog talldarkavg1]
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Women are mean? Well with the brain bending artistry of those come-ons, I'm shocked. Some of them would lead a woman to celibacy permanently. Of course, those awfully needy men (horrible what a case of blue balls does to a fella -- really ) ...those men can always go cruise those 25 year old every culture but normal; sex 'bots and leave the real women to rot. I mean why put up with the biotches when you can have perfection in a scam? and for that gent above: "May have something to do with browsing blogs with the rising sun. Everybody knows women sleep til noon" Pfui to youie louie! SOME women GET to sleep til noon. Housewomen in Utah are up with the fruckin' rising sun, washing, cleaning and cooking. Who has time to cruise a blog/chatroom/horny email?? Maybe that's why we're mean...we just didn't check in and dirty clothes and scrubbing a toilet just takes all the sexiness out of us! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Doesn't matter Huny. Give these fellows a shot and they'd jog to your house! [blog talldarkavg1]
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I always thought geeks were mean. Look at Pee Wee Herman...Bill Gates...Shemp. [blog talldarkavg1]
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May the force be with your. [blog talldarkavg1]
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I don't blame you! Before I type anything in here, I slip on a big ole condom. Sure, it interferes with my vision and I can't breathe well, but hey...why take risks? [blog talldarkavg1]
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