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Blogs > rm_bella_ > Confessions Of An Italian

Bella  

rm_bella_ 54F
3313 posts
7/10/2007 5:42 pm
Bella
Bella is not happy. That’s right. Not happy at all. I missed my workout this morning for sex. Now I know what your saying. That’s a great trade off. Not according to a study that was just released by prominent doctors in my area. The study says:

1 hour intensive foreplay burns off:
1 slice of large chocolate cake.

25 min. of nonstop lovemaking burns off:
2 slices of pizza w/ cheese and mushrooms.

53 minutes of kissing yourself burns off:
Christmas turkey w/ all the trimmings.

Removing Clothes.
With partners consent: 12 calories
Without partners consent: 189 calories
Removing socks by violently shaking feet: 418 calories

Arousal and Stimulation:
Blowing in partners ear: 15 calories
Blowing in your own ear: 2150 calories

Doing it for the first time:
Fumbling around: 4 calories
Desperately trying to put something somewhere: 18 calories
Completely missing: 126 calories

Orgasmic Intensity Scale:
Shoes flew off: 15 calories
Expression didn’t change: 0.5 calories
Face turned purple: 78 calories
Moaning in Italian: 1256 calories

You get the idea.

Based on this information today I burned:

Explaining how I like to be banged: 12 calories
Suggesting something different from what he usually does: 3 calories
Calming him down: 40 calories
Encouraging him to at least take off his socks: 8 calories
Foreplay ( a little of this and that): 56 calories
Intercourse (standing position): 22 calories
Intercourse (holding him up): 10 calories
Intercourse (urging him on): 5 calories
Orgasm: not sure…didn’t last long enough
Thanking him: 3 calories
Waving bye bye: 1 calorie
Total time: 6 minutes (includes walking back to car)
Total calories burned: 160 calories

I could have had a Snickers bar for 273 calories….

Is it that everyone is having better sex than me these days? Analysis to follow…
keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
7/10/2007 7:05 pm

 It was my understanding that there was to be no math in BlogLand.

PS: This was a clever post, my friend!

blog on!


tryitonforsizeA 62M
7 posts
7/10/2007 11:03 pm

 Welcome Back.....we have missed you....Luv to have a workout with you...


FunFlirty4u 53F

7/12/2007 10:22 am

 I have to learn how to blow in my own ear.


rm_bella_ 54F
4029 posts
7/13/2007 11:52 pm
    Quoting  :
Nik, your photos killed me back then and continue to after all this time. Add that comment and well...I'm hot...I'll leave the door unlocked, you'll find me waiting for you....


Touch_N_Go11 55M

10/21/2011 10:13 am

 Mmmmm... snickers bar


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