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Going Hollywood
Going Hollywood I am feeling a little cranky today. My dance lesson was cancelled tonight and I was looking forward to it and to seeing Nick. I know I can just call him over if I want but I feel as though I am leaning on him too much. But to be honest I am dying for some time with him. I am feeling sort of lonely and he just makes me feel alive. He would make the perfect partner, I know this. And if I think about it, it scares me to think he could get into a serious relationship and I would lose him. Okay, there, a total confession....enough of that. This morning I had the dreaded female appointment. I am horrible for going to the gyno, I just hate it but considering it had been so long I made the appointment weeks ago and figured I'd get it over with. My timing worked out well as I am tanned and looking good so I dont so much mind for my young 30 something doctor to get between my legs and have a peak. I showered up this morning and put on lots of body cream so that my legs would be silky smooth. Extra on the breasts for the breast exam. I even sprayed perfume over Lola to make my scent that much more sweet and special. I got to my appointment and the receptionist lead me into the office and asked me to put on those paper gowns. I was styling with it on. My doctor came in and asked me to lay on his table and place my feet into those stirrups. I obliged as I was just hoping to get it over as quick as possible. He got in between my legs and placed the super cold metal instrument inside me. As I spread my legs I could smell my perfume. I was smelling really good, better than good! I was designer good! It wasn't until he commented that he had never seen one...he meant my pussy cat, that he had never seen one looking so Hollywood before. I had to ask him what he meant because at this point I had my hands over my eyes and had no clue to the purpose of his comment. He pointed out that I was all glittery. That is when it hit me. My Lola, my sweet little honey pot was glittery and smelling good. The perfume I used this morning came in 2 bottles and I bought them both. One is eau du parfum and the other is eau du toilette with glitter. I guess in the rush I was in I sprayed the perfume containing the glitter. I had to start laughing as did he. So there it goes. My little Lola went Hollywood today. And let me tell you when I got to work I went into the bathroom to check and low and behold...she sparkled and shined! So what is next for Lola now that she is famous? She needs an assistant, she needs a stylist, she needs some tlc and a pair of earrings. Hmmm, could that be my next piercing? Lola is tired now and we are going to bed... Say goodnight Lola........................... Goodnight Bella |
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3/26/2009 7:59 pm |
WoooHooo Lola...lucky doctor...it will make his entire month, wink...hugs TASTE LIFE IN ALL IT'S FLAVOUR
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3/26/2009 8:56 pm |
"So what is next for Lola now that she is famous? She needs an assistant, she needs a stylist, she needs some tlc..." Bella...you are NOT going to believe this, but just TODAY I received my my certificate in the mail and I am now a licensed vagina 'assistant, 'stylist' and 'TLC' administrator. I was wondering who would be my first 'patient' and I read your blog post! I can be there in about 15 hours - give or take a few hours. I'm sure your doctor sais you were fine, but I think 'Lola' needs a second opinion. P.S. One of my nicknames is 'Gold-Finger' - and NOT because of the movie. [image]
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Well he may have never seen one like it before but I bet he hopes to see it that way again. Aut viam inveniam aut faciam Tips for Guys to Meet Women Things i miss most about relationships
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3/26/2009 11:04 pm |
I bet your little glittery kitty looked beautiful. Good enough to just smother with some hot kisses. xxx
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3/26/2009 11:50 pm |
The doctor rescheduled you for next week right? Night to the both of you.
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3/27/2009 3:21 am |
Good night Lola
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Goodnight Lola
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3/27/2009 7:51 am |
Embarrassing but funny. Rikki
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3/27/2009 11:34 am |
omf'ng!! you made me laugh my fuckin ass off here lol!!! now... as for nick, just sit him down and tell him how you feel... if you dare to that is. remember, you can't loose what you don't have.... so you've got nothing to loose. i figure if you can live through "going hollywood" for a doctor accidently, you can deal with nick real easily. who knows... he may feel the same way -- and probably does.
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3/27/2009 12:58 pm |
that is totally absurd............you must desperately need attention on a regular basis.
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that is totally absurd............you must desperately need attention on a regular basis. bella you crack me up girl...LOL LOL i wnt to my gyno the other day and all i hope for was that i was not sporting toilet papper there!!!....your so cool!!! i loves ya!!!
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3/27/2009 8:34 pm |
WHITE TRASH..........LOL ANYWAY U LOOK AT IT, TALK ABOUT IT, OR ANALIZE IT WHITE TRASH............... GET A LIFE
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3/27/2009 10:41 pm |
Jealousy is so juvenile, Carmella. Why come here if you're so upset by beautiful Bella's glittery pussycat? We love it, but then again, we must be white trash too.
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I dreaded my first trip to the gyno after my piercing I new she was going to ask why and of course she didso I explained to her why,and then she wanted to no if it hurt when I got it done oh hell yes! she just laughed at me carmella14 pssssssssst go away don't hate
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Glasses when giving me head? Now that is funny!!
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Now I love sparkle but that was a bit much!
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"So what is next for Lola now that she is famous? She needs an assistant, she needs a stylist, she needs some tlc..." Bella...you are NOT going to believe this, but just TODAY I received my my certificate in the mail and I am now a licensed vagina 'assistant, 'stylist' and 'TLC' administrator. I was wondering who would be my first 'patient' and I read your blog post! I can be there in about 15 hours - give or take a few hours. I'm sure your doctor sais you were fine, but I think 'Lola' needs a second opinion. /:> P.S. One of my nicknames is 'Gold-Finger' - and NOT because of the movie. [image]
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Lola loves giving interviews....Book her on Letterman and your in!
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The doctor rescheduled you for next week right? Night to the both of you.
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omf'ng!! you made me laugh my fuckin ass off here lol!!! now... as for nick, just sit him down and tell him how you feel... if you dare to that is. remember, you can't loose what you don't have.... so you've got nothing to loose. i figure if you can live through "going hollywood" for a doctor accidently, you can deal with nick real easily. who knows... he may feel the same way -- and probably does.
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that is totally absurd............you must desperately need attention on a regular basis.
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Only if you have a directors chair.
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well i will tell you something girlie she draws attention our most incredibly beautiful Bella!!! meowwwwwwwwwwww...draw in your claws and just admitt how sweet she is !!! bella you crack me up girl...LOL LOL i wnt to my gyno the other day and all i hope for was that i was not sporting toilet papper there!!!....your so cool!!! i loves ya!!!
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WHITE TRASH..........LOL ANYWAY U LOOK AT IT, TALK ABOUT IT, OR ANALIZE IT WHITE TRASH............... GET A LIFE
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Jealousy is so juvenile, Carmella. Why come here if you're so upset by beautiful Bella's glittery pussycat? We love it, but then again, we must be white trash too.
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