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Vaffanculo To Them all
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Vaffanculo To Them all With all that has happened this week it only seems fitting that tonight I resurrect my favourite blog posting of all, my Vaffanculo blog, Special Edition 2. I have a lot to get off my chest this week and this posting will represent the righting of all who have done me wrong. If someone has pissed me off or even about to piss me off then this blog will be for them. And so we begin. Tonight a big Vaffanculo goes out to many. -Vaffanculo to my ex best friend for being such a douche bag when I needed her most. I hope your eats the rest of your leather couch. -Vaffanculo to the guy who punched me in the face. I hope you can’t get it up next time you have sex. -Vaffanculo to my supplier who keeps charging me regular price when it is on sale. I hope your cash register falls on your feet. -Vaffanculo to the car mechanic who laughed at me when I brought my muffler in that dropped off. (how was I to know I didn’t need it) I hope your car stalls on the highway late at night. -Vaffanculo to the guy who fixed my laptop. I know your were looking at my photos and personal stuff. I hope your hard drive crashes with all my photos on it. -Vaffanculo to my hairdresser who charged me for expensive conditioner and used the cheap ass stuff on it. I hope you get lice. -Vaffanculo to the lady with the hairy arms at 7-11 who keeps giving me regular cigarettes instead of king size. I hope you grow hair on your chin. -Vaffanculo to my doctor who keeps making me take off my clothes even for a cold. I hope you lose you stethoscope up your ass. -Vaffanculo to my chiropractor who keeps rubbing up against my shoulder when adjusting my neck. I hope you break yours. -Vaffanculo to my friend Nick for bringing over 3 litres of ice cream. I hope you put on 10 pounds of man boobs. And that concludes the Vaffanculo’s for tonight.  |
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Either we frequent the same 7/11 or they all have hairy arms and give you the wrong smokes...LOL Where were all these tropical paradise pics taken?
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2/5/2009 11:01 pm |
Beautiful..., nice blog post too
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Glad to see that somethings are getting back to normal..... I hope that it gets better for you.
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Jesus I sure don't want to piss you off Take care
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2/6/2009 7:53 am |
booya! 3 litres of icecream? hope it was the right flavor at least 3 litres of ice cream is a wonderful thing, unles it's mustard flavored lol! now... about that @#%&%$!!! that raised his hand to you... i have a dumpster with his name on it  ...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!... 
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2/6/2009 7:54 am |
I guess blogging is cheaper than therapy. I hope all your vaffanculos come true. Use the shagslim diet for the ice cream.  
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2/6/2009 11:29 am |
LOL, these are some fun stuff....I think I shall adapt this ritual Sweetie! hugs to YOU TASTE LIFE IN ALL IT'S FLAVOUR
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2/6/2009 11:31 am |
Bella, this man speaks with wisdom....I agree 100% with his thoughts! YOU ROCK GF!!!! TASTE LIFE IN ALL IT'S FLAVOUR
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Bella, sounds like you need a night of some TLC. 
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 @Nick and his man boobs omg....to funny!!!! love the pic...beautiful friend...your a stunner!!!!   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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May I get in on this? Vaffanculo to my former stepdad, Kevin! May he succeed in his ultimate goal of killing himself with all the booze and drugs he's so bond of. I tried to look up his number, and I apparently have to pay to look up this info now. All I wanna do is write his number down and post it in the gay chat rooms. Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?
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Either we frequent the same 7/11 or they all have hairy arms and give you the wrong smokes...LOL Where were all these tropical paradise pics taken?
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Vaffanculo to my doctor who keeps making me take off my clothes even for a cold. I hope you lose you stethoscope up your ass. Sometimes I think maybe you're trapped in a real bad porno universe instead of the regularly scheduled one for the rest of us already in prgress! Vaffanculo!! I think that's going to be my new favorite word! And the best part, the people I curse with it probably won't know what the hell I'm talking about!! (" Boy, is you allin' me a homo??" ) Brilliant!! 
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Glad to see that somethings are getting back to normal..... I hope that it gets better for you.
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Ok my friend, time for a little Italian lesson. Vaffanculo takes the place of "fuck you" but at the same time means a little different. In Italian it means to take it up the ass....delicate no? HA!
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Nick is trying to make my boobies bigger and he thinks ice cream is the way to go. He knows I have a problem having ice cream in the house as I could live on it without any other nuritiousment permenantly. Better he has ice cream boobies then me....I have a great bra for him too!
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This "vanffaculo" is a very funny expression! Have a great time, Bella.
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SI!! VAFFANCULO!! AHAHAHAHA è proprio una parola che detta in italiano riempie la parola... Mi hai fatto ridere!
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