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Rules To Fuck Me By
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Rules To Fuck Me By Today is another cold day. The weather people say -37 degrees or so. I haven't been outside but I did open the door to let my puppies out and it feels like a deep freeze. I had decided to just stay home today nice and warm, do some laundry and some cooking....I can be domesticated also you know. I have to admit I was getting a little lonely until my friend Nick called. He was just hanging out and wanted to know if I would put some espresso on for him if he came by. Being the good friend I invited him over. Nick and I have been friends for about 2 years. He is a very good looking man in my eyes, dark hair and dark eyes, sexy lips and a laugh that makes me melt. We have had sex one time and it stopped at once because of me. I knew he wanted more than I could give him and didn't want to hurt him even though the sex was great. So Nick came over for an espresso. He looked quite casual in a pair of jeans and a white button down shirt. But my panties melted upon seeing him. We have this attration and in some way or another conversation moved to sex without strings. He started talking "what if?" It began to remind me of the conversation between Jerry and Elaine of Seinfeld. If sex doesn't affect friendship why not? A while back I posted a blog about this very issue. Needless to say Nick and I both agreed to the document and had a very pleasant hour....Below are the rules...Sign your names on the dotted line and sign your cocks away to me! This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2009, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better. 19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.  |
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1/24/2009 12:24 pm |
Where do I sign?
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1/24/2009 2:32 pm |
These terms work for me, how does the pre-screening process work?
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1/24/2009 3:25 pm |
hahaha very well put, I had a good laugh reading this one!
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1/24/2009 4:41 pm |
I'm sure you will have several applications based on those rules. What does a guy have to do to get on this list? 
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I understand the rules 100%. Where do I sign up Bella?
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1/25/2009 9:40 am |
I am in agreement with the terms...sign me as a back-up.
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I should have this stamped onto my front door!! I used to want a friend with benefits, now I realize I have enough friends and only want the benefits.
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I'm sure you will have several applications based on those rules. What does a guy have to do to get on this list?
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1/25/2009 7:22 pm |
Well, well, isn't that a pleasant suprise to get a response. And to be on the list, I would consider myself fortunate, now to take the next step my bella what must a man do?
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1/26/2009 12:27 pm |
I only have one question regarding rule #1 - No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. Who in their right mind would want to sleep for even a second with you in bed with him? There will be no sleeping my dear. Trust me! P
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Spero che stai scherzando....non e lo stesso se devo pagare...pero posso pagare con sangue del mio corpo per il troppo piacere!
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Well, well, isn't that a pleasant suprise to get a response. And to be on the list, I would consider myself fortunate, now to take the next step my bella what must a man do?
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I only have one question regarding rule #1 - No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. Who in their right mind would want to sleep for even a second with you in bed with him? There will be no sleeping my dear. Trust me! P
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flavored lotion got you at the top of the list!
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I am frightened of those toys that look prehistoric...other then that I am in!
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Calling out the wrong... name of your current lover... is okay.... That is so great and funny of course..... All of us have done that sometime.... if not in bed ... just in conversation..... ha ha.... Oh Carol you are so sexy...... opps I mean Bella! Rex
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1/30/2009 11:18 pm |
Well I have a pen... in one hand... lol... so what my gorgeous friend is next? Hopefully "hail Bella" will not be the only thing being called out
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2/2/2009 5:47 pm |
So Bella, I'm curious as to the best way to communicate with you.. I'm sure you don't want to post phone numbers and email addresses on your blog, as basic as my blog is maybe you could try and reach me there or I may have to sign up for a full membership again... sadly I've found most profiles are fakes so not sold on the idea of signing up again.. Hopefully we can somehow connect
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2/2/2009 10:42 pm |
Great list Bella [post 977684] [post 1673788] [post 1567265] [post 2508587] [post 2511504] [post 2589132] Are You Ready For........[post 2587359] Check it out & particpate!! The BHL Blog Interviews...[post 2597695] The BHL Blog Index.......[post 2594103]     
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where do I apply?
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