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Got milk?  

Prof10001 63M  
5666 posts
3/25/2015 5:00 pm

Last Read:
3/26/2015 4:15 am

Got milk?


Mrs. O'Reilly regularly has the milkman drop off 3 quarts of milk for the week. One morning the milkman arrives at Mrs. O'Reilly's and she insists that he leaves 25 gallons of milk. When asked what all that milk was needed for, Mrs. O'Reilly stated that she had just won the lottery and she was treating herself to a milk bath. The milk would surely make her skin soft and supple. The milkman agreed and asked her if she would like the milk "pasteurized?"

"Oh no, dear, Up to my titties would be just fine."

positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
3/25/2015 6:25 pm

Lol, thanks for the laugh


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