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Be careful of metaphor  

Prof10001 63M  
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1/17/2015 5:18 am

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1/17/2015 2:15 pm

Be careful of metaphor


Local Pub
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Sandra and Cindy were talking about Sandra's Friday night at the local pub. Sandra was saying, "...and then the creep said, 'Why don't we play carpenter? We'll both get hammered; then I'll nail you!'"

Cindy replied, "Oh, gross! What did you say?"

Sandra answered smugly, "I said, 'No, thanks! You didn't bring enough wood.'

Prof

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