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The first sword of Braavos does not run  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
7/2/2017 6:53 pm

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7/5/2017 5:28 pm

The first sword of Braavos does not run

“Most men fuck like dogs. Arf, Arf, Arf, Arf. No grace. No skill. Two dozen thrusts and done. You need to be patient. Give her time. Your cock shouldn’t go near until it is slick as a baby seal, and then you go inside, but slowly. Don’t jam it in like you are spearing a pig.”

- Tormund Giantsbane

I used to be a big Game of Thrones fan - read the books , watched the show , bought the merchandise and the DVDs , played the online game , chatted about it - the whole nine yards . Then as sometimes seems to happen with me (ref Walking Dead) I suddenly turned on it . Literally minutes before the season six premiere my excitement inexplicably shifted on a dime to mild dislike . It was like a switch at been flipped in my brain . It was very odd . I didn't watch any of the sixth season .

We all know that over a long enough timeline my enjoyment of anything turns to bitter hatred but it usually doesn't SNAP like that .

They've been having a marathon of the entire series so far and I've been watching bits and pieces here and there and I have two SHOCKING revelations that NO ONE has ever noticed before .

1 - It's a pretty good show

2 - Some of the early episodes were a mess

Looking back on it now it's mildly surprising that the show caught on the way it did because the first couple of episodes were pretty weak . I feel like without the shock value of Jamie chucking stupid Bran out the window at the very end they may not have pulled in so many people . That one moment may have saved the whole show . In the commentaries (yes I've listed to all the commentaries too) they talk about how the dialog in the first few episodes is really silted and wonky because there's so much background they're trying to shove in there to get people up to speed . I hadn't read the books at that point so I didn't even realized Cersai and Jaime were siblings - I thought it was just garden variety infidelity/queen fucking .

There is one other less important thing I noticed - all the episodes written by GRR Martin have TONS of nudity in them . Maybe that dude is a perv .

I read some clickbait today about how most people don't feel comfortable being around the opposite sex - this came up because of something Pence said apparently - and I was going to talk about it here but reading back over the article it's just depressing . It's weird to think of myself as a Pollyanna but in some ways I am because I never seem to think gender relations are nearly as bad as they are . Not even close .

Maybe that's why so many women in my workplace like to talk to me - maybe I'm the only one who will . That would explain a lot because if they had ANY other choice they'd take it .

Blogs recounting dreams are the worst .

I had a dream the other night that I went to visit a for the first time on my 40th birthday . And the sex worker asked me if it was a special occasion because apparently my brain thinks that hookers act like servers at TGI Friday's . Which they sort of do I suppose . Anyway I dream said to her that it was my 40th birthday and I don't have sex much anymore and there's not much reason to think I will much in the future either so I just wanted to treat myself a little bit . So we do "it" and then she says "so you want to set up a weekly appointment" because my brain must also think that hookers act like massage therapists , which they do in a way I guess . And I says to her I says "Nah , it's not worth it ."

And she got super pissed and cut me with her switchblade .

Now this was a dream but it highlights something that happens to me all the time . Because I was in no way criticizing her work - just the thing she was offering wasn't something I cared about enough to want regularly . This comes up a lot in my life and it's frustrating - I'll tell someone that whatever isn't my bag and they take it personally even though it has nothing to with them . "40 you just need to explain yourself better" Ha ! No , trying to explain just makes then more angry . But I've accepted that .



My back has been really stiff lately . I keep thinking I need to get back to regular massages but as much as I love them it's such a "waste" of money . I just need to do more yoga . The problem with that is the yoga that really stretched my back out isn't really a work out so then I have to also work out and it's a whole thing .

And finally , it's kind of weird that asshole has become such a ubiquitous insult - because men at least love them . They love them so much they want to ram their erect penises into them . It's one of the things that gay and straight men are on the same page with . Women must have started that . Which kind of makes sense because if you're the one getting rammed it's logical you might have a bad association you know ?


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
7/2/2017 6:55 pm

Twins got same size dongs or nah ?

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superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
7/2/2017 7:31 pm

Perhaps you should explain LESS. A simple No, thank you will do.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 7/3/2017 7:29 am:
That's a good point

tomcatsmen 38M

7/2/2017 7:38 pm

.....and bare it...


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
7/2/2017 7:44 pm

Did you know the Thormund actor is insanely handsome without his giant beard?

[image1]

And did you know the Brienne actor is going to be in the next Star Wars? Of course you did.


40Deuce replies on 7/3/2017 7:29 am:
He looks much better with the beard to me - the dude on the right looks kind of freaky

tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
7/3/2017 2:50 pm

Hmmm, I wonder what that dream could mean.

I read the books up through to the last one that had been published a few years ago but have not got back to see if anymore have been released in a couple years. I have never seen any of the shows. I did enjoy the books though.

Vive La Difference


40Deuce replies on 7/5/2017 5:29 pm:
No more books have been released , GRR gave up on books - TV show only

markcorvallis2 64M
800 posts
7/3/2017 8:41 pm

i'm just confused about the part of the dream "I went to visit a prostitute for the first time on my 40th birthday". Did you mean it was the first time you visited a prostitute and it was on your 40th birthday or you visit prostitutes regularly but this was just the first visit of many on your 40th birthday?


40Deuce replies on 7/5/2017 5:29 pm:
Both

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
7/4/2017 1:58 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Did you know the Thormund actor is insanely handsome without his giant beard?

    [image1]

    And did you know the Brienne actor is going to be in the next Star Wars? Of course you did.
okay so I actually think he's hotter with the beard. what does that say?

and I gave up on GOT after the third show.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


40Deuce replies on 7/5/2017 5:30 pm:
That you agree with me and ergo we should be best friends

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